KYOTO SUSHI
Posted: May 23, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: GREENPOINT, SUSHI, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT | Leave a comment »
FUCKING CHRIST this place is BLAZING-ASS FAST. It’s COLD and at your FUCKING DOORSTEP 10 minutes after you ordered it. (Hold the fuck on for a second, I think someone’s at my door. OH SHIT! It’s Kyoto… but I didn’t order anything!) Kyoto would like nothing better than to CRAM a ton of sushi in your face RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER. They keep your debit card and address on file, so you order and BLIZZZOOOOOOOW, YOU’RE DONE! I’m not even sure this place HAS a home – they’re just UP IN YOUR SHIT with whatever EXPEDIENTLY as fuck.
This place brings the DEALZ too – the chirashi weighs a FUCK TON, costs almost NOTHING and it’s DANK AS HELL. I like my shit RAW but the beef negima and tuna tatake KILL IT AND GRILL IT. The Gozira Roll is a MONSTER JAM NAMED AFTER A FUCKING MONSTER – these dudes are obviously GENIUSES!
Chirashi: MONSTER JAM
Beef Negima Teriyaki: MONSTER JAM
Seaweed Salad: Jam
Crazy Shrimp Roll: MONSTER JAM
Gozira Roll: MONSTER JAM
Rainbow Roll: Jam
California Sunshine Roll: Jam
Uni: Jam
Tuna Tatake: MONSTER JAM
Jam to Crap Score: 14/18 – 77.77%
*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*
161 Nassau Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718) 383-8882
Review by: DJ ABYSMAL SANDWICH
