PETER PAN DONUTSPosted: May 10, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: DESSERT, GREENPOINT, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT | 1 Comment »
Let’s just call a spade a spade – this place is the HOLY GRAIL MOTHERFUCKER of all donut stores so you better FUCKIN RECOGNIZE! Everything these people make tastes like god is squirting pure heaven into your mouth. These people don’t understand how to make any SHITTY tasting food, so if you’re really craving something that’s SHITTY then you’ll have to go somewhere else because they won’t be able to help you. They only know how to make shit that tastes FUCKING AMAZING here, OK? You could walk into this place with a bag over your head and tell the person working there to “SURPRISE THE SHIT OUT OF ME”, and rest assured that whatever the fuck it is is going to TASTE GREAT!
My favorite shit here is the old-fashioned cake donuts and the boston creme. Like I said before (in case you weren’t listening) – EVERYTHING HERE RULES SO JUST FUCKING BUY SOMETHING AND STOP WHINING AND BITCHING ABOUT IT – DAMN!
Old Fashioned Donut – MONSTER JAM
Boston Creme Donut – MONSTER JAM
Whatever The Fuck Donut – MONSTER JAM MONSTER JAM MONSTER JAM…..
Coffee – Jam
Jam To Crap Score: 7/8 – *87.5%*
*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*727 Manhattan Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11211