BAHN MIPosted: May 10, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: PHO, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT, WILLIAMSBURG | Leave a comment »
You wanna know what really FUCKIN RULZ HARD? I don’t care if you wanna know. I’m gonna tell you anyways. Like I was saying, FINALLY having a fuckin DECENT pho spot in the neighborhood really FUCKIN RULZ HARD, THAT’S WHAT. I don’t have to take the STUPID ASS SUBWAY to Chinatown every time I want a bowl of decent PHO – FUCK YES! SIGN ME UP, MOTHERFUCKER!
But let me get some shit straight here before we go any further with all of this. This place can be a bit up and down and all over the place with how they bring THEIR RUCKUS. Sometimes I’ll go in there and be like “OH FUCK FUCK FUCK YES!” and then other times I’ll be all “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!” If you’re gonna get pho make sure you eat it there because it FUCKIN SUCKS when you get it delivered. All the shit that goes in it needs to stew around to make it AWESOME. The lemongrass bahn mi sandwiches are pretty FUCKIN DOPE-ASS MONSTER JAMS all the time here. The spring rolls are whatever and the bubble tea is solid. This place has another location on Bedford but I recommend going to this one. The one on Bedford gives NASTY FUCKIN STALE BREAD sometimes.
Pho Classic – MONSTER JAM
Chicken Pho – Jam
Spring Rolls – Jam
Bubble Tea – MONSTER JAM
Lemongrass Bahn Mi Sandwich – MONSTER JAM
Jam To Crap Score: 8/10 – *80.0%
*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*580 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11206