PHO VIET HUONG

FACE IT MOTHERFUCKER, MOST DECENT PHO IN NYC IS PRETTY MUCH ALL IN CHINATOWN.  This place might as well tear the first 50 pages off their STUPID ASS menu because I don’t GIVE A FLYING FUCK: THE PHO’S IN THE BACK ( SHIIIIIIEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!)

If you need to eat something else while you’re waiting for the same pho GOD ALL FUCKING MIGHTY would eat if that guy EVEN HAS A MOUTH OR IS REAL (who gives a shit??), there are some SICK ASS options to tide you over. (Seriously why the FUCK am I not EATING THIS PHO RIGHT NOW????) The sugar cane shrimp looks like roadkill and is DOPE (like roadkill) and the salt and pepper squid is A) my favorite food and b) a FUCKING 187 – SCANDALOUS. Only thing to avoid are the greasy ass shrimp rolls – don’t sully your face with these OILY TURDS FROM UNDER THE SEA!!!!

Pho: MONSTER JAM
Salt and Pepper Squid: MONSTER JAM
Fried Shrimp Rolls: Crap!
Sugar Cane Shrimp: Jam
Black Espresso with Condensed Milk: MONSTER JAM

Jam to Crap Score: 7/10 – 70%

73 Mulberry Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 233-8988

Review by: DJ ABYSMAL SANDWICH