SUNSET CAFE
Posted: May 17, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: DINERS, GREENPOINT, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT | Leave a comment »
Sunset Cafe’s menu is a CLUSTERFUCK list of ways to FUCK YOUR HANGOVER UP!!! They put roast beef in a quesadilla, that’s how little they give a FUCK. You might as well just give up cause this place IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE as soon as you step in the door.
The reuben sandwich is an OPEN FACED MONSTER JAM BEAST. They put it down in front of you like WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER?? WHAT?? The sauerkraut and the bread stay crispy. which is how you know you’re dealing with a diner that knows its SHIT. And they don’t fuck around with the bacon – they give you an ASSLOAD of it on the side of pretty much everything. I’m gonna be real with you here: this is a GREASY ASS Brooklyn diner, so there are some REAL FUCKIN CRAPPERS on the menu, like the feta and spinach omelette, which is a watery SHIT FEST – *GAG!!!* Basically if it comes on a sandwich though, it WILL NOT BE DENIED.
Reuben Sandwich: MONSTER JAM
Cheeseburger: Jam
Breakfast Sandwich: MONSTER JAM
Feta and Spinach Omelette: Crap!
Tuna Melt: MONSTER JAM
Belgian Waffle: Jam
Coffee: Jam
French Onion Soup: MONSTER JAM
French Fries: Jam
Jam to Crap Score: 12/18 – *66.6%*
593 Meeker Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11222
(718)-349-2777
Review by: DJ ABYSMAL SANDWICH
