MOMOFUKU NOODLE BAR
Posted: May 17, 2011 | Author: DJ MONSTER JAM | Filed under: CHINESE FOOD, DUMPLINGS, EAST VILLAGE, THE MONSTER JAM REPORT | Leave a comment »
The pork buns at this place are a BUNCH OF FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT! Whoever says that they’re AWESOME must be out of their SKULL. Here’s what they are: two doughy, RAW-ASS little cake patties with a nasty chunk of pork fat in the middle, some sliced onions, and some sauce that tastes like that plum sauce shit that the little “FOUR CHICKEN WING FRIED HARD” places with the bulletproof glass give you in your bag – WOOPTIEFUCKIN DOO!
The regular ramen was a JAM, but isn’t ramen the shit that you buy at the store when you’re BROKE OFF YOUR ASS cuz you can get 500 KAJILLION of them for a FUCKIN’ DOLLAR FIFTY! (AWWWWW WHAT WHAT! BOOYA!!)
I also had the brisket ramen and I have to admit that that shit was FUCKIN SICK YO! It tasted like they tossed a corned beef sandwich into my soup and just let that shit SIMMER! (OH HELL NAW!)
Pork Bun – Crap!
Momofuku Ramen – Jam
Brisket Ramen – MONSTER JAM
Roasted Brussel Sprouts – MONSTER JAM
Roasted Potatoes – Jam
Ice Cream – Jam
Jam To Crap Score: 7/12 – *58.3%*
171 1st Ave
New York, NY 10003
(212) 777-7773
Review by: DJ MONSTER JAM
